Vampires, again. Really? That’s what Rolling Stone wants us to think.
A new pop-culture vampire trend heads their latest top 10 list of new products and things the editors like.
Ugh.
I breathed a sigh of relief when Jack Sparrow (sorry, Captain Jack Sparrow) captured America’s imagination when he sailed in from the horizon. Vampires were done, we could all move onto pirates as our new dumb national obsession.
Except… the third “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie was awful. Beyond singing Ewoks awful. I’m talking a jump-the-shark, nuclear-refrigerator, midi-chlorians, nipples-on-the-Batsuit, techno-rave-in-Zion, Godfather III steaming pile of turds. In other words, nice to know you, pirate craze of the aughts.
Almost 15 years later I’m still trying to get the image of Tom Cruise as Lestat out of my mind and apparently we’re right where we were when I was in eighth grade. Read the rest of this entry »